The Robot by Fritz Leiber & Lester del Rey & Philip K. Dick & Harry Harrison & Richard Wilson

Author:Fritz Leiber & Lester del Rey & Philip K. Dick & Harry Harrison & Richard Wilson
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: science fiction, robots, pulp fiction, adventure, future
Publisher: Wildside Press LLC
Published: 2017-08-06T16:00:00+00:00

HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS, by Jim Harmon

Originally published in Galaxy Science Fiction, October 1962.

William Manet was alone.

In the beginning, he had seen many advantages to being alone. It would give him an unprecedented opportunity to once and for all correlate loneliness to the point of madness, to see how long it would take him to start slavering and clawing the pin-ups from the magazines, to begin teaching himself classes in philosophy consisting of interminable lectures to a bored and captive audience of one.

He would be able to measure the qualities of peace and decide whether it was really better than war, he would be able to get as fat and as dirty as he liked, he would be able to live more like an animal and think more like a god than any man for generations.

But after a shorter time than he expected, it all got to be a tearing bore. Even the waiting to go crazy part of it.

Not that he was going to have any great long wait of it. He was already talking to himself, making verbal notes for his lectures, and he had cut out a picture of Annie Oakley from an old book. He tacked it up and winked at it whenever he passed that way.

Lately she was winking back at him.

Loneliness was a physical weight on his skull. It peeled the flesh from his arms and legs and sandpapered his self-pity to a fine sensitivity.

No one on Earth was as lonely as William Manet, and even William Manet could only be this lonely on Mars.

Manet was Atmosphere Seeder Station 131-47’s own human.

All Manet had to do was sit in the beating aluminum heart in the middle of the chalk desert and stare out, chin cupped in hands, at the flat, flat pavement of dirty talcum, at the stars gleaming as hard in the black sky as a starlet’s capped teeth…stars two of which were moons and one of which was Earth. He had to do nothing else. The whole gimcrack was cybernetically controlled, entirely automatic. No one was needed here—no human being, at least.

The Workers’ Union was a pretty small pressure group, but it didn’t take much to pressure the Assembly. Featherbedding had been carefully specified, including an Overseer for each of the Seeders to honeycomb Mars, to prepare its atmosphere for colonization.

They didn’t give tests to find well-balanced, well-integrated people for the job. Well-balanced, well-integrated men weren’t going to isolate themselves in a useless job. They got, instead, William Manet and his fellows.

The Overseers were to stay as long as the job required. Passenger fare to Mars was about one billion dollars. They weren’t providing commuter service for night shifts. They weren’t providing accommodations for couples when the law specified only one occupant. They weren’t providing fuel (at fifty million dollars a gallon) for visits between the various Overseers. They weren’t very providential.

But it was two hundred thousand a year in salary, and it offered wonderful opportunities.

It gave William Manet an opportunity to

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